sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

 im feeling sexually harassed

sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

im feeling sexually harassed


Everything has changed 

shireland:

attackofthedork:

I now realize how old this show is

Tech may be outdated, but the end result is still relevant


hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast


fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone


artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program


wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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kidouyuuto:

my mom keps telling me to go to bed

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radicalqueerbrownboy:

waterar:

what a polite child 

Awww


kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence


thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid


idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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